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Grease Monkey Seeds

Grease Monkey Seeds

Regular price $60.00
Regular price Sale price $60.00
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General Info
Moderate To Grow THC Caryophyllene
Growth Stats
Flowers In 8 - 9 weeks Hieght: 30 in - 78 in Harvest In October Yields 1,300 G / M2
Feelings & Flavors
Euphoric, Giggly, Sleepy, Diesel, Gas, Vanilla

Grease Monkey Feminized seeds are a blend of world-class cannabis varieties; Gorilla Glue #4, Cookies, and Cream. Grease Monkey has magnificent plants that perfectly embody the finest of Sativa and Indica, with a sturdy structure and Christmas fir form laden with thick and small trichome-coated blooms. Moreover, these Feminized cannabis seeds require little gardening knowledge to get the most outstanding results.

Germinating cannabis is a pleasurable experience, as is using it. Premium Cultivars recommends the paper towel method for germinating Grease Monkey Feminized seeds since it is simple and inexpensive. All components required to germinate Grease Monkey Feminized seeds are easily accessible at home. At its finest, simplicity! Grease Monkey Feminized seeds, water, paper towels, a plate, and tweezers are all necessary. Here are easy steps to guide you to germinate your Grease Monkey Feminized seeds using a paper towel;

  1. Assemble your supplies.
  2. Next, wet your paper towels by soaking them in water. Remove any extra water by carefully ringing them out.
  3. Lay one of the towels over the plate.
  4. Gather the seeds and arrange them on the towel, leaving enough space between them to avoid congestion.
  5. Place the second towel on top of your seeds to protect them. More water should be added until the towels are damp but not saturated.
  6. Lift the towels to inspect the plate's surface for dampness. Drain it if there is any.
  7. Store the dish in a warm, dark place, such as a drawer or closet.
  8. Let the seeds germinate on their own. It might take anything from 3 to 10 days for them to develop. Do not allow them to dry; instead, keep adding water to keep them wet. Regularly inspect them.
  9. Once the Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds have sprouted, place them in a growth medium or potting soil.

Only female plants develop from Feminized seeds. Feminized seed is what you need if you want to cultivate cannabis without having to worry about distinguishing males from females. It increases your chances of developing the female plant you desired in the first place by at least 99%. Regular seeds are ideal if your primary goal for cultivating cannabis is to create new species or healthy clones. If you only want to harvest buds in a decent length of time without having to separate males from females, Feminized seeds are the way to go.

Green tones prevail in its leaves and buds, which are tinted with orange hairs as it develops in a compact structure. It is modest in size but has a solid structure, with short-medium distance internodes and buds that are compressed like a stone and laden with trichomes that seem like crystals.

Should I Grow Grease Monkey Seeds Indoors or Outdoors?

Grease Monkey Feminized cannabis can be grown indoors and outside.

Growing Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds Indoors

Grease Monkey Feminized seeds have a short flowering period of 8-9weeks.

Growing Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds Outdoors

Grow Grease Monkey Feminized seeds outside for the greatest results. They will require staking or support, so be prepared to prune. It is critical to cultivate them outside since they emit a strong odor.

How Much do Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds Yield?

How to Get Better Yields from your Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

When cultivated inside, Grease Monkey yields 18oz per square meter and 21oz per plant when planted outdoors.

Grease Monkey Feminized cannabis seeds grow nicely in both soil and hydroponics media.

These Feminized seeds like a humid, sunny environment and mature around October.

Grease Monkey Feminized seeds grow tall and will require regular pruning and trimming. Grease Monkey Feminized is a dank cannabis strain. You won't be able to hide it from your neighbors in the field unless you grow it indoors and use carbon filters to reduce the odor. Moreover, preventing pests and diseases from invading your Grease Monkey Feminized seeds is the golden rule.

How Difficult is it to Grow Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds?

Are Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds Suitable for Beginners?

Grease Monkey Feminized cannabis is not the simplest strain to cultivate but is also not the most difficult. One of the problematic aspects of maintaining it is that it may grow so tall that you'll need to trim and possibly top your plants frequently. Furthermore, Grease Monkey Feminized seeds are resilient to diseases and molds, which gardeners will like.

Topping

When topping cannabis like your Grease Monkey, you chop off a developing node of the plant, instantly diminishing its height. This is especially useful if you've allowed your plant to grow too tall. Topping increases the number of colas, which means more bud at harvest.

Low-stress training

Low stress training (LST) of a Grease Monkey Feminized cannabis allows the grower to shift and manage the plant by gently tying its branches. Also, the LST method can be employed to maintain bonsai trees as fruitful yet tiny. To accomplish the intended objectives, it can considerably enhance yields while causing minimum plant harm.

Screen of Green

Scrogging is a training method that uses a screen as a guide to hold branches up in a posture that distributes available light uniformly. It usually begins during the blooming period, when the Grease Monkey Feminized produces the maximum growth. The screen helps spread out the branches, allowing for even light and nutrient availability, resulting in larger colas and a higher yield.

The cannabis seeds similar to Grease Monkey Feminized are Cherry Pie Feminized, Berry White Feminized, Banana Punch Feminized, and Bubble Gum Feminized.

Customers can buy Grease Monkey Feminized seeds from Premium Cultivars online. All you require to do is log in to the website, check the availability of the seeds, and place an order.

Premium Cultivars is a significant cannabis seed bank that sells a variety of high-yielding cannabis seeds to consumers in the United States. Premium Cultivars ships Grease Monkey Feminized seeds to any state where cannabis seeds are allowed if you buy these feminized seeds from them. All Grease Monkey Feminized orders over $100 qualify for free delivery. Visit our website, where we've compiled a selection of Grease Monkey Feminized seeds for sale online to assist you in your search, then proceed to checkout, fill out all of the necessary information, and pay using your selected payment method. We accept all major credit cards; American Express, Discover, Mastercard and Visa.

Premium Cultivars – Exclusive Cannabis Genetics for Every Grower

Premium Cultivars is more than a cannabis seed bank—we’re a community built around quality, exclusivity, and grower success. Our mission is to deliver world-class feminized and autoflower seeds directly to home growers across the U.S., giving you access to genetics once limited to elite breeders. From legendary strains like Jealousy, Lemon Cherry Gelato,and Zoap to unique, hard-to-find cuts, every seed we offer is hand-selected for reliability and performance.

We believe growing should be simple, successful, and rewarding, which is why we focus only on feminized and autoflower seeds—ensuring every grower gets the most from their harvest without wasted time or resources. With secure credit card payments, competitive pricing, and our Premium Perks loyalty program, you’ll always have access to the best deals and rewards. Plus, our grow guides, tips, and active online community make sure you’re supported every step of the way.

At Premium Cultivars, we’re redefining what it means to buy cannabis seeds—exclusive genetics, unbeatable quality, and a grower-first approach designed to help you thrive.

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