28.88%
THC
Hybrid
Slapz is a powerhouse indica-leaning hybrid strain known for its face-melting potency, funky flavor, and deeply relaxing effects. A favorite among experienced cannabis enthusiasts, Slapz THCA flower hits hard both mentally and physically, making it ideal for unwinding, zoning out, or getting seriously couch-locked. With its intense gassy aroma and unique blend of sweet and earthy notes, Slapz lives up to its name—delivering knockout effects in every session.
Slapz typically features THCA levels between 27% and 31%, positioning it among the most potent strains available. This high cannabinoid concentration provides an immediate cerebral buzz followed by a crushing body high—perfect for nighttime use, stress relief, or heavy relaxation.
Slapz is available in various quantities to suit all user preferences:
3.5g – A great size for sampling or casual use
7g – Ideal for frequent consumers
14g – Great for consistent, everyday users
28g – A full ounce for dedicated enthusiasts and medical users
These size options offer flexibility for first-timers and heavy hitters alike.
Slapz is bred from Grease Monkey and Runtz, combining sweet candy notes with pungent fuel and funk:
Grease Monkey: Delivers relaxing, body-heavy effects with a strong diesel-forward terp profile
Runtz: Adds sweet fruitiness and uplifting undertones, giving Slapz a complex, flavor-rich profile
This genetic pairing results in a high-THC strain that balances gassy depth with sugary brightness, while leaning hard into physical sedation.
Slapz is known for its powerful, full-body effects, often hitting quickly with a heady rush before melting into heavy, sedating relaxation.
Commonly reported effects include:
Intense body high and muscle relaxation
Euphoric, spacey head effects
Enhanced sensory perception
Appetite stimulation and stress relief
Due to its strength, Slapz is best reserved for evening use or times when full-body recovery and mental detachment are welcome.
Slapz offers a funk-forward, layered flavor profile that makes it a favorite among terp chasers:
Gassy diesel and earthy funk from Grease Monkey
Sweet candy and berry notes from Runtz
A rich, creamy finish that coats the palate
Each hit delivers a bold, mouth-coating smoke that satisfies fans of complex, heavy-hitting flower.
The aroma of Slapz is loud, pungent, and unforgettable, filling any space with its dank presence:
Sharp fuel and skunky funk on the front
Sweet, sugary undertones beneath the gas
Hints of pine and spice on the back end
Its bold nose makes it a standout from the moment you crack the jar.
Absolutely. Slapz falls into the high-THCA category, delivering potent, long-lasting effects for users seeking powerful relief or intense recreational use. Its high cannabinoid content makes it suitable for:
Reducing anxiety and mental tension
Alleviating pain and soreness
Supporting appetite and sleep
Providing intense physical relaxation
Its effects are not for beginners—but seasoned users will appreciate its knockout punch.
If you enjoy Slapz, you may also want to try:
Grease Monkey – Diesel-heavy and sedating
Runtz – Sweet, fruity, and mood-lifting
GMO – Garlic funk and heavy indica effects
Meat Breath – Funk-forward with a couch-lock finish
These strains share a similar gassy, funky terpene profile and strong indica-leaning effects.
Slapz THCA flower from reputable vendors is third-party lab tested for:
Verified THCA and cannabinoid levels
Absence of pesticides, mold, and heavy metals
Compliance with industry purity and safety standards
Products are shipped in airtight, discreet packaging to maintain freshness and aroma. Many online retailers offer free shipping on orders over $100, making it easy to experience Slapz from the comfort of home.
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